DEAR MISS MANNERS: I’m a cashier in a grocery store, and we’re required to wear a name tag with our first name printed boldly.
It feels creepy when customers, often the male ones, address me by saying my name in a domineering way. I’ve tried taking a deep breath to resist the urge to say something insulting, but I really wish I knew how to respond.
I resent being spoken to by a stranger this way, especially when I’m trying to be of service. Any suggestions for me?
GENTLE READER: Address your supervisor. That is, mention the problem while offering a solution: workplace pseudonyms.
Miss Manners can imagine your having fun with this. “Cashie the Cashier,” perhaps?
After all, the real purpose of name tags in commercial situations (as opposed to your school reunion, when faced with your inexplicably aged classmates) is for the rare case when the customer needs to identify you: “In the aisle, Ryan told me this was on sale, but now Lila tells me you have to buy three cases to get the discount.”
DEAR MISS MANNERS: I attended a bridal shower where the bride-to-be asked for “no gifts, please.”
Half the attendees showed up with gifts anyway, and the ones who honored her request and didn’t bring a gift were left to feel cheap.
It was awkward for everyone, including the bride-to-be, who wasn’t sure if she should open the gifts or not. What should she have done?
GENTLE READER: This is why Miss Manners keeps rejecting this frank and seemingly simple way of avoiding receiving presents: It doesn’t work.
Some people simply ignore it. Others interpret it as a coy prompt to be sure to give presents, or as a request for cash instead of goods.
It creates a burden on the gift recipient, who must then protect the guests who respected her wish from feeling that they were in error.
The bride should absolutely not have opened the presents in front of them. She should have briefly thanked the donors, put the unopened packages aside, and written her thanks after opening them privately.
But doesn’t anyone realize that, by definition, showers feature presents? So do birthday parties. Surely this accounts for the problem guests have with these gift bans. Can’t friends gather without applying those labels?
DEAR MISS MANNERS: When I am invited to stay in someone’s home, and that home isn’t very clean, may I leave it cleaner than I found it?
I assume that my hosts are already overwhelmed and I wouldn’t want to add to their stress by impugning their housekeeping. It would be a nonissue for me to clean a bathroom (sweep the dust and hair from the floor, wipe down the countertop and mirror, etc.) or to remove the exploded spaghetti from the inside of the microwave before I warm up my coffee.
Would that count as being a good guest, or as being judgmental?
GENTLE READER: Your choice. A good guest would do this so quietly that the hosts might even think that they had left things cleaner than they supposed. A bad one would make sure that they knew.
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