This week’s question: A woman vacationing at a beachfront hotel in the Netherlands got a shock when she returned to her room to find a “completely relaxed” gray seal sleeping on her floor. In seven or fewer words, write a hotel review from a guest forced to share her lodging with a dozing sea mammal.
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